took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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