If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
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I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
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Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
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He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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