weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
How's work?
Spinning.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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