Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
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Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
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I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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