Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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