How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Do vagina's smell?
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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