You really coming over, don't trick.
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Randomize
