at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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