i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Randomize
