I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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