have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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