Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
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