no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
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So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
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Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
You ruined the universe
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