Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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