Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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