Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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