i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
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At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
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Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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