I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
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I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
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I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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