Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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