did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
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Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
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GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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