it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
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No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
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Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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