I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
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Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
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Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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