Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
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His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
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Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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