Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
She needs sedatives and a leash
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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