That's intense
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
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Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
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So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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