the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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