I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
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NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
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Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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