I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
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FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
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Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.