just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Things The Opposite Sex Just Doesn’t Understand
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Dicks are not precious.