I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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