Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Randomize
