Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
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There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
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I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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