how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
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Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
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I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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