They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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