i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
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Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
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He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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