the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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