I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
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