if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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