she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
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I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
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I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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