Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
