I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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