I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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