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Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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