Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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