They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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