If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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