so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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