Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
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Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
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You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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