whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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