Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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