U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
We just shotgunned beers for America
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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