So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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