i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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