it was like his penis was on wheels.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
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if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
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I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
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