census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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